SOLDIERS OF IDF VS ARAB TERRORISTS

SOLDIERS OF IDF VS ARAB TERRORISTS

Monday, January 19, 2015

Updating the “No Pattern Here!” list for 2012: things the corrupt media tries desperately not to blame on Islam

HB NOTE: I have not updated this list in a while but it’s clear that needs to be done today.
Can you chime in below in comments with new questions reflecting violence Muslims have committed up to the present?  The last time I updated this was in 2011 and I snuck a few items from the last few days at the bottom, but know there are probably some good ones missing from when I was sick earlier this year.

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Nope, No Pattern Here!

Take the Misunderstood CAIR Bears Quiz!

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980′s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. On May 13th, 1981, Pope John Paul II was shot and critically wounded by:
a. A fish called Wanda
b. Calvin Klein underwear model Markus Shankenberg
c. Juice Newton
d. Muslim male between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. January 25th 1993, shootings/murders at CIA headquarters in Virginia committed by:
a. Team Edward
b. Team Jacob
c. Sookie Stackhouse
d. Muslim male between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Jasmine Guy
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. October 12th 2000, the USS Cole was rammed with a boat full of explosives off the coast of Yemen — killing 17 American sailors and injuring 39 others — by:
a. Emanuel Lewis
b. Josie & the Pussycats
c. A drag queen impersonating Margaret Thatcher
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
14. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
15. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
16. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 4015.
17. In 2009, 31 people were wounded and 13 American Soldiers and one unborn infant (whose pregnant mother was one of the 13 soldiers) were murdered on base at Fort Hood by:
a. The last surviving male Solid Gold dancer
b. Dr. Girlfriend
c. Willow Rosenberg
d. Muslim male between the ages of 17 and 4015.
18. On May 1st 2010, a crude car bomb made from gasoline, propane, fireworks, and alarm clocks was rigged to explode in Times Square by:
a. Sigmund the Sea Monster
b. Fran Eaton, Editor of the Illinois Review
c. Mumm-Ra the Everliving
d. Muslim male between the ages of 17 and 40
19. Federal agents prevented SOMEONE from blowing up a Christmas tree lighting ceremony and murdering dozens of people in Oregon in December 2010. Who was the would-be bomber?
(a) A five year old boy
(b) An 80-year old nun
(c) A businessman on his way to a convention
(d) A Muslim male between the ages of 17-40
20. In Sydney, Australia SOMEONE went berserk behind the counter of a KFC restaurant when a customer asked to add bacon to his chicken sandwich (in a KFC restaurant that advertised the availability of adding bacon to its chicken sandwiches).  That berserker was:
(a) Former American Idol judge Paula Abdul
(b) Mizz Beasley, former First Dog of the United States
(c) Boystown drag queen Teri Yaki
(d) A muslim male between the ages of 17-40
21. Less than a half hour into the New Year of 2011, SOMEONE set off a bomb outside of a Coptic Christian Church in Egypt just as mass was letting out. In the chaos afterward, SOME people were stomping on exploded body parts of the murdered dead in the streets while cheering:
(a) Ghandi is great!
(b) Buddha is great!
(c) Moses is great!
(d) Admiral Akbar!
Bonus Question:
Who bombed that Church in Egypt on New Year’s 2011, deliberately killing Christians simply because they are Christians?
(a) The “Juice”
(b) Buddhists
(c) Wiccans
(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 and 40
22. On November 2, 2004, who murdered Theo Van Gogh for producing the film Submission, which was critical of the treatment of women in Islam, by shooting him eight times, attempting to decapitate him, and then left two knives implanted in his torso, one attaching a five-page note that threatened Western countries, Jews and Ayaan Hirsi Ali?
(a) An Amish youth on Rumspringa
(b) A Tea Partier
(c) Roger Ebert, who felt Submission lacked a proper story arc
(d) A Muslim male between the ages of 17-40
23. On June 30, 2007, who drove a dark green Jeep Cherokee loaded with propane canisters into the glass doors of the Glasgow International Airport terminal and set it ablaze while screaming “Allah!”?
(a) Two Jehova’s Witnesses who felt this would be more effective than going house to house
(b) Two disgruntled baggage handlers
(c) Al Cowlings and OJ Simpson (no wait, that was a white Bronco)
(d) Two Muslim males between the ages of 17-40
24. On September 11th, 2012 the American Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and several Marines were assassinated at the consulate in Benghazi by:
(a) Queen Elizabeth’s pair of incorrigible corgi dogs.
(b) Texas Governor Rick Perry
(c) Larry Hagman, star of the recontinued “Dallas” on the TNT network
(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17-40
25. After Democrats repeatedly “spiked the football” at their September 2012 Convention in Charlotte and made numerous references to Barack Obama having Osama bin Laden killed, the American embassy in Cairo was besieged and its flag was torn down and set afire by:
(a) Sam and Dean Winchester, the protagonists of the TV show “Supernatural”
(b) Speedo-clad Olympian Ryan Lochte
(c) a naked Prince Harry of Wales after partying in Las Vegas
(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17-40
26. On September 14th, 2012 the American Embassy and an American School in Tunis, Tunisia was set afire and ransacked by:
(a) Charlain Harris, the author of the “Southern vampire mysteries”
(b) Congresswoman Michele Bachmann
(c) the candelabra-clutching ghost of Liberace
(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17-40
27. In March 2012, SOMEONE in Toulouse, France, murdered three French soldiers, injured another, and then days later, murdered four people (including three children) outside of a Jewish day school. He reportedly shouted “You kill my brothers, I kill you,” and “God is good,” in Arabic while shooting the soldiers. This person is:
a) A CEO of an oil company (a 1%’er)
b) Gerard Depardieu
c) Philippe Val, editor of Charlie Hebdo
d) A 23 year old Muslim French citizen of Algerian origin (aka, a Muslim male between the ages of 17-40)28. On May 1, 2010, SOMEONE left a bomb in a parked car in New York City’s Time Square. The bomb had been ignited but failed to detonate. This person is:
a) Rush Limbaugh
b) Sarah Palin
c) Christine O’Donell
d) A 30 yr old Pakistan-born naturalized US citizen (aka, a Muslim male between the ages of 17-40)
29. In February 2012, SOMEONE was arrested on his way to the U.S. Capitol carrying an automatic weapon and a suicide vest laced with what he believed to be explosives. Fortunately, undercover FBI agents had provided him with his explosives and gun to carry out his attack. During his trial, he told the judge, “I just want to say that I love Allah. That’s it.” This person is:
a) A disgruntled former Capitol policemen
b) A Tea Partier upset the Senate has not passed a budget in 3 years
c) A bitter clinger from W. VA
d) A 29-year-old Moroccan man present in the U.S. illegally (aka, a Muslim male between the ages of 17-40)
30. Adel Douad, a resident of the Chicago suburb of Hillside, was arrested on Friday 9/14/2012 of attempting to blow up a car parked in front of a downtown Chicago bar and murder everyone inside; Douad is:
(a) a rabid Star Wars fan
(b) upset Michael Phelps has retired from professional swimming and will thus be no longer as Speedo-clad
(c) a Christian, Buddhist, Jew, or Hindi
(d) a Muslim male between the ages of 17-40
Nope, no pattern here!


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